February 2012
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Things That Make Me Happy (Part 1)
If you take the “ra” out of “library” (so you’re left with “libry”) you sound British.
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TUMBLR IS LITERALLY BECOMING NAZI GERMANY (or Why...
I just found out about this thing called Godwin’s Law, which states that, as an internet community grows larger, the probability of comparing something to Hitler/Nazis/Nazi Germany approaches 1. As far as I can tell, tumblr is at its peak, if not slightly past it, so I’ve decided to do my best to fulfill the prophecy.
Now, I do sort of have a semi-serious point here, and it centers...
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Stanley Yelnats
I was just thinking about stage names I could use and Stanley Yelnats came to me. He was the main character of the book Holes, a sort of childhood literary staple for my generation. There was eventually a movie made based on the book, and Shia Labeouf played Stanley. My thoughts wandered to what people’s preconceived image of me would be, and whether or not they would expect me to look like...
January 2012
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An Autobiographical Account of the Stabbing of Tim... →
Great Job!
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A Senseless Conversation →
A fun and thought-provoking sci-fi story dealing with artificial intelligence
(prepare to be mindfucked)
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A Radically Condensed History of Postindustrial...
When they were introduced, he made a witticism, hoping to be liked. She laughed extremely hard, hoping to be liked. Then each drove home alone, staring straight ahead, with the very same twist to their faces.
The man who’d introduced them didn’t much like either of them, though he acted as if he did, anxious as he was to preserve good relations at all times. One never knew, after...
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